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Troll From Chernobyl

from Year of the Kcok by Allepakcok

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A feel good anthem about body positivity.

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I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

Both my parents were absent
On the day of my own birth
I'm 3 foot 9 and I'm 30 years old
And my body is covered in hair and mold

I'm blind in one eye and I am half deaf
Every day I pray for a sweet swift death

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

I can barely walk
I can barely talk
Nothing ever fits me
And I don't own socks

I'm a failed abortion
My brain's missin portions
And my balls are shaped like blocks

I look like god
Must've shit a person
I don't know how my life could worsen

My parts are mismatched
Must be from a bad batch
'Cause my face is upside down

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
(repeat ad infinitum)

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from Year of the Kcok, released December 1, 2017

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Allepakcok Austin, Texas

Allepakcok is a 2-piece psychedelic/funk/folk sonic extravaganza from Austin, Texas. They combine sounds of modern funk, 70"s psychedelic soundscapes, Hendrixian guitar noodles, on top of tight vocal harmonies and hip-hop influenced beatbox.

Comprised of multi-instrumentalist Tre “The Beef” Pham, and synth/keytar/harmony wizard Presley Brooks. ... more

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