Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Oh nutmeg trippin Doin it all day, this is my nutmeg PSA And I'm here to say, You look like a horse and my ears are gay Oh nutmeg trippin And I gotta pay rent But I'm in deep with the dealer sellin' spice in aisle 10 Oh nutmeg trippin Oh nutmeg trippin I got no money, I got no friends But I gotta pound of nutmeg and ten hours to spend I got no money, I got no friends But I gotta pound of nutmeg and ten hours to spend I got no money, I got no friends But I gotta pound of nutmeg and ten hours to spend I got no money, I got no friends But I gotta pound of nutmeg and ten hours to spend Yeah 1, 2, 3, 4 Oh nutmeg trippin, Oh nutmeg trippin, Oh nutmeg trippin, Oh nutmeg trippin, You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You look like a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) You are a horse (Oh nutmeg trippin) Oh nutmeg trippin Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, God, nutmeg trippin. Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin, Nutmeg trippin,

When the haircut strikes And you're just not ready, And the barber asks if you can spare a penny "No no, barber" is what I say I didn't want a haircut anyway My mom is making me get one Even though I'm thirty She says it looks bad Because my hair is long and dirty And I'm ready to move out But on the other hand I have no money So he took out the scissors Started cuttin' away It was a painful experience The least to say "No Mr. Barber, want to keep my mane" He said I looked like a horse and my hair was gay So he cut off my hair And he called me a perv I'm gonna give that barber What he really deserves I'll take out my net And I'll sail out to sea And take back the hair That he took from me

It's time for the show My accordion is ready to go I hear the crowd Maybe this time I can make my dad proud I'm feeling good Shirt tied up and pants rolled up tight I'm feeling good Feeling good, I'm feeling just right The people all cheer The whole world is watching my show My dad is still here Maybe now he'll look at me as his own I'm feeling good Shirt tied up and pants rolled up tight I'm feeling good Feeling good, I'm feeling just right

I am a troll from Chernobyl I am a troll from Chernobyl I have been told I shouldn't be this old Because I am a troll from Chernobyl Both my parents were absent On the day of my own birth I'm 3 foot 9 and I'm 30 years old And my body is covered in hair and mold I'm blind in one eye and I am half deaf Every day I pray for a sweet swift death 'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl I am a troll from Chernobyl I have been told I shouldn't be this old Because I am a troll from Chernobyl I can barely walk I can barely talk Nothing ever fits me And I don't own socks I'm a failed abortion My brain's missin portions And my balls are shaped like blocks I look like god Must've shit a person I don't know how my life could worsen My parts are mismatched Must be from a bad batch 'Cause my face is upside down 'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl I am a troll from Chernobyl I have been told I shouldn't be this old Because I am a troll from Chernobyl 'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl I am a troll from Chernobyl I have been told I shouldn't be this old Because I am a troll from Chernobyl (repeat ad infinitum)

I can see the garden in your eyes In your eyes The future's on your mind Let the garden dignify I wanna feel like I just wanna feel like They make me cry The flowers in my mind They make me cry They make me cry The garden hurts sometimes But we'll be fine We'll be fine Give me your heart I'll give you mine I'll give you mine I'm a sweet yam

Dealer for the people Dealer for my heart Dealer for the people Dealer for my soul Dealer for the people Dealer for my whole Last name Elder First name Scott I don't know what you are But I love you a lot Take it from me, it's plain to see I love Scott Elder with all I got Unbeatable prices, unbelievable cars When I look to the skies I don't see no stars I just see Scott Elder I just see Scott Elder Dealer for the people Dealer for my heart Dealer for the people Dealer for my soul Dealer for the people Dealer for my whole Scottymon go 'til the day I die Dreamcars Austin is on my mind Scott Elder is my God, hear my cry Scott Elder is my God, hear my cry A poet of his ages Hear his rhyme His voice is scripture It transcends time The Bible, the Jewble The Muslim one But compared to Scott Elder They're all blind Dealer for the people Dealer for my heart Dealer for the people Dealer for my soul Dealer for the people Dealer for my whole Oh what can I say 'Bout my good lord Scotty He's the church, the kind, the Illuminati He's space, he's time, beam me up Scotty He's space, he's time, beam me up Scotty Dealer for the people Dealer for my heart Dealer for the people Dealer for my soul Dealer for the people Dealer for my whole Scotty had a dream Ever since he was born He made his first sales pitch When he spoke his first words I had a baby on the way And my car had bruises A mechanical breakdown Someone get the nooses But Scotty saved the day And he made me a promise I looked into his eyes And I knew he was honest He took me in his arms And said my credit was fine I knew it wasn't true But he was just so kind My transportation issues Just a faraway dream I knew for certain when I saw the gleam The gleam, yes the gleam, when he smiled so wide The gleam that showed you he was pure inside He's pure inside He's pure inside He's pure inside Dealer for the people Dealer for my heart Dealer for the people Dealer for my soul Dealer for the people Dealer for my whole

When I was a boy I grew out my hair I wore my dad's hat And I sat in his chair I took out the net And I sailed out to sea And I wrangled all the catfish That the waves brought to me So here I am now A fully grown lad A box full of catfish Sits here on my lap My dad would be proud I still wear his hat Maybe one day he'll realize I'm not useless and fat So I take out the net And I sail out to sea And I wrangle all the catfish That the waves bring to me So when the day's done And so's all the fun My dad never loved me La did-ee, doooooo So I take out the net And I sail out to sea And I wrangle all the catfish That the waves bring to me So when the day's done And so's all the fun My dad never loved me La did-ee, doooooo